Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton
After seeing the best SNL opening I have seen in a while, I was inspired to blog about it. First, Tina Fey nails Sarah Palin… in the theatrical sense. Then, they whipped out (oops) the whole MILF thing. But they couldn’t leave it at that. Amy Poehler doing Hillary (stop that) says that she doesn’t like being referred to as a “flirj”. Yeah, I had no clue, so I “Gergled” it like Hillary did. Who would have known that there’s something Google doesn’t know?! At any rate, the best I came up with was FLIRJ = First Lady… I’d Rather Jack-Off. Supposedly IRJ is a common suffix, so it follows that we would end up with flirj (vs. flirg, flerg, flerge, flerj, flerje, flirg, flirge, flirj, flirje, flurg, flurge, flurje, flurj, or flurdge which are clearly ridiculous and just plain wrong).
Actually, what made me laugh was later in the show when Alaska Pete (which harkins back to Produce Pete — not this douche, this douche) pointed out that Sarah Palin is not just a MILF, but is soon to officially be a GILF. Kinda funny, and had not occurred to me… although I had already heard VPILF elsewhere.
Anyway, as you may or may not know based on the general ideology of this blog, I do not share Gov. Palin’s view of the world having been created in six days because God thought it was a good idea. Nor, do I think that her youngest son was born with Down’s Syndrome because God thought that would be swell too. In fact, I think it’s sad that McCain felt he needed to add that particular contrast to his ticket. On the other hand, she has shaken up this campaign in a way that was badly needed.
I still think McCain is to be the next president, and it scares me less than Obama. I will reluctantly cast my vote for the screwed up, broken, Republican party once again. If the Democrats can ever get their shit together and start to act like they will be responsible with our money, they’ll have my vote in a heartbeat (I am not implying that I think the Republicans have been responsible with our money, but they don’t overtly want to take as much of it away). Until then, I feel like I have no choice but to deal with crazy Christians and the rest of the right outside of the political forum. At the end of the day, I guess I worry more about my checkbook than I do my kid’s textbook.
Responsible with our money?! I don’t know what planet you have been living on for the last eight years, asshole, but our economy is in such a downturn because of the REPUBLICAN administration not having a FUCKING CLUE what to do our fucking money! Call a couple of your friends and find out if they are making the same money they were under Clinton, and then…grow a fucking brain and don’t waste the vote our government should obviously not have given to you.
Because you were such a complete turd in your comment, I will probably be deleting it. If you have something intelligent say (you haven’t yet) say it without the name calling. I’m fine with fuck this and fuck that, but have something to say.
I pointed out that I have no love for the Republicans… in fact, I hate this sad two party system we have devolved into. BUT, I’d like to see the Republicans start acting like Republicans again — Bill Clinton was very fortunate and very bright with the way he handled his tenure with the Republican congress, but real prosperity does not come from moving towards socialism. Look it up… Dipshit.
Speaking of Hillary Clinton:
There is bad news about her husband.
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
@Jordan
By the way, how’s this Democrat administration working out for you so far?