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The Afterlife Test

October 25th, 2008

I accidentally found this when writing my Bryant Wright post!  Too funny.  You should try it.  Amazingly, I could not score less than 51 after three tries! What the hell? That only gets me to purgatory.  I guess with lame questions about income and questioning my beliefs, it skews the result.  For instance, I never question my beliefs, but neither would a devout suicide bomber I imagine. See what you can score and post your results here.

Enjoy:

Heading to Hell

Headed to Hell, I Guess...

Sampling of the questions for your reference (non-functional):

DO NOT ANSWER — USE LINK ABOVE!!


Our life on earth is:
a test for the Afterlife
to be enjoyed
to work hard
to help the world
insignificant
How often do you attend religious services?
never
only on major holidays
every month or two
almost every week
more than once a week
Which rules your life?
my job
my faith
my body
my mind
I am balanced
How holy do you feel?
holier than thou
holy
about average
more unholy than holy
very unholy
How often do you question your beliefs?
constantly
frequently
sometimes
rarely
never
How often do you indulge in guilty pleasures?
daily
often
sometimes
rarely
never
How would you describe yourself politically?
conservative
liberal
moderate
anarchist
fascist
How much money do you make per year?
less than $10,000
$10,000 – $25,000
$25,000 – $50,000
$50,000 – $100,000
over $100,000
Which is more important, hard work or creativity?
definitely hard work
hard work
about equal
creativity
definitely creativity
Which is more important, knowledge or faith?
definitely knowledge
knowledge
about equal
faith
definitely faith
Which is more important, the individual or the social order?
definitely the individual
the individual
about equal
the social order
definitely the social order
The most important discovery or invention was:
fire
electricity
the wheel
the printing press
religion
Which is more powerful, fate or free will?
definitely fate
fate
about equal
free will
definitely free will
Which is most important for civilization?
technology
biotechnology
the economy
art
literature
How would you like the Internet to evolve?
anything goes
more freedom
same as now
more laws
much tighter controls
“The answer is more important than the question”
strongly agree
agree
indifferent
disagree
strongly disagree
“All great truths begin as blasphemies”
strongly agree
agree
indifferent
disagree
strongly disagree
“People have too much freedom these days”
strongly agree
agree
indifferent
disagree
strongly disagree
“Government and the church should be separate”
strongly agree
agree
indifferent
disagree
strongly disagree
“The end justifies the means”
strongly agree
agree
indifferent
disagree
strongly disagree

Shamelessly copied from The Afterlife Test, by Heaven Hell Purgatory.

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Ex-communicate Bryant Wright?

October 24th, 2008

I was watching TV tonight and an ad for “Right from the Heart Ministries” came on…  I first met Bryant Wright back in 1991 when Johnson Ferry Baptist Church (JFBC) was just a little tyke, at least compared to the huge monster it is now.  He was always an affable fellow, and I attended his church for several years as a member.  While I attended with my family, the church started to really grow (and grow) and the monster had an ever increasing appetite for money.  Religion quickly fails without a steady stream of funds… faith may last, but organized religion is dead without cold, hard cash.

Over time, that aspect of church life among others really wore on me, intellectually and financially.  We were driving more than 20 miles one way to attend his little slice of heaven, and I was amazed at how little our attendance, time, and money was appreciated.  It was more of an expectation of a good Baptist.  Bryant frequently reminded the congregation about his business background before he was “called” to Johnson Ferry.  He was not so subtly making the point that for the church to prosper, it had to be run like a business.  Um, duh.  That’s how this stuff works.  It was an important lesson for me and one of the many curiosities that interfered with the worship time that might have kept me in the flock.  N-E-Way… I thought I would do a quick search for Pastor Wright and the second hit on Google was this nut case from Flickr.

I couldn’t help but think, “Hey, that looks just like Bryant Wright!”  What do you think?  Twins?  Separated at birth?  Long lost, pissed off brother?

Bryant Wright's Lost Twin?

Bryant Wright?

I thought it would be a fun thing to write about.  In the course of my “research”, I ran across this:

Belief in the Lordship of Jesus Christ

Baptists believe that Jesus is the only way to salvation and eternal life. We believe a personal decision must be made by each individual to repent from sin and trust Him as their Lord and Savior. We do not inherit our Christianity from our parents.

I disagree.  The vast majority of people inherit their beliefs from their parents.  Maybe he’s just pandering to the latest Pew survey that indicates many people switch faiths implying that if you find “Christianity” or “Baptistness” that you must truly have found salvation.  Sigh.  Honestly, I am shocked and saddened that it took me so long to wake up and walk away.  Seriously, read this with fresh eyes and an open mind:

Baptists believe all Christians should read and study the Bible. We are not a creedal people. Our only creed is the Bible. In 2000, the Southern Baptist Convention adopted a revised confession of faith entitled “The Baptist Faith and Message” which says this about the Bible: “The Holy Bible was written by men divinely inspired and is God’s revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture is totally true and trustworthy. It reveals the principles by which God judges us and therefore is, and will remain to the end of the world, the true center of Christian union, and the supreme standard by which human conduct, creeds and religious opinions should be tried.

Come on! No error? Totally true and trustworthy? The Bible is masochistic and misogynistic garbage with a little of grandma’s tall tales and common sense mixed in written by primitive men with approximately zero scientific knowledge of the world.

Holy crap is what it is.

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Good luck in your search for truth.

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