A Free Thinker is Satan’s Slave!
March 11th, 2010
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Archive for the ‘Graphics’ Category
Evolution as Fact
February 25th, 2010
I’d consider following Christ if he was on Twitter
September 2nd, 2009
Comic Sans on American Idol… WTF?
April 23rd, 2009
OK, this is slightly off topic, but still a major sacrilege… apparently Fox can’t do any better than Comic Sans (serif) for their weekly graphics. My jaw dropped. And if you think the still is bad, you should have seen the way they were animating it the 30 seconds prior to that. Horrific.
Idol fans and fans of good taste not pleased… real-time displeasure from Twitter.
Good Lord… That’s Some Serious Jesus Flash
April 21st, 2009
I am totally blown away. Almost makes me want to believe in myths. Based on the creator’s bio (not THE creator… the creator of the website, Marcus Shepard), he has been doing this since 1999. Not that the guy doesn’t have talent, but it’s a bit of a one-trick-pony sideshow.
It’s like Judge Dredd meets the Matrix meets World of Warcraft meets the Terminator meets Ted Haggard (with a dash of Denzel Washington).
Take a look at the SharperFX web site… look for the “WEBSITES” link — it has a “NEW SITES” sign sticking out of it with a pop-up laser shield behind THAT (wait for it…) contains eight pages of MAXIMUM FLASH… for God. Crowd favorite seems to be ICCM-1 (dash 1?). Ah, turns out all the other “good” ICCM website URLs were taken.
What would be amazing is if someone spoofed it and went WAY over the top — with flash animation, spinning logos, swords, lightning, voiceovers, random steel foundry noises… aw crap. He already has all that in there. How do you spoof a caricature?
Anyway, in the spirit of the WWE, please to enjoy some wacky propaganda for… The Holiest of Holies… The Alpha and the ChrOmega… The Master of the Universe… The reigning Heavyweight champion of the world… (closest challenger is Islam the Destroyer)… the ONE… the ONLY… CHRISTIANnnnnn… FAITHHhhhhhh…. [CROWD CHEER].
