Holy Church of Starbucks!

February 4th, 2010

I am in a Starbucks trying to get some work done, and I never blog from a freakin’ Starbucks, but HOLY SHIT, there are more churches having meetings here!  What the hell?  It’s sooo weird.  Every single “group” of people in here is doing a bible study or religious proselytizing… ok, in fairness, they are only planning their proselytizing to be inflicted later.  They are talking about an “angel collection” — please see if you can find little angels around town or at home and bring them Sunday.  Why?

The table closest to me has made off with the other three chairs from my table and is running at full tilt to figure out how to partner with area churches to “mission” to the unsaved in our area.  Shame… all they had to do was look over their shoulder.  Although, technically I was “saved” about 30 years ago.

They are talking about recruiting high schoolers from the sports teams en masse to participate in various events.  They are handing out brochures of events in the area and thinking about how they can promote fund-raisers and fun runs to raise money for all sorts of shit.  Didn’t hear Haiti mentioned, or AIDS, or any other social problem.  Just getting the word out… that was the chief concern.  So annoying.  If the average belief/non-belief split  in the US is about 85/15, it’s got to be 98/2 in my neighborhood.  We have got to move soon.  I cannot relate to these people.

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Holy Jackass

February 3rd, 2010

Pat Robertson: Is God punishing Haiti?

The Week – Talking Points
Friday, January 22, 2010

As news broke of Haiti’s devastating earthquake, Pat Robertson said on his TV show that Haitians themselves were to blame because of a pact Haiti’s founders made with the devil.

“It’s no secret that the Rev. Pat Robertson is a yammering fool,” said Carl Hiaasen in The Miami Herald, “but last week he hit a new low.” As news broke of Haiti’s devastating earthquake, Robertson explained to the million-strong audience of his syndicated TV show, The 700 Club, that Haitians themselves were to blame. In the late 18th century, he said, Haiti’s founders “swore a pact to the devil” in return for being freed from their French colonial masters. Robertson’s remark was not only heartless, said Peter Wehner in National Review Online. It failed to “correspond with any serious understanding of Christianity.” The Christian faith, at its heart, is about mercy in this world and redemption in the next. Only in Robertson’s distorted imagination would an angry Christian God dish out misery to an island full of innocents, to punish them for the supposed heresy of their great-great-great-grandfathers.

Or, maybe, religion is the imagined myths of our ancestors and is just as absurd as the voodoo believed by the Haitians.  Wouldn’t this all be so much simpler without weird superstitions polluting the issue?

Robertson’s interpretation of events was admittedly “obnoxious,” said Elizabeth McAlister in Forbes.com, but interpreting the unfathomable is a preacher’s job. The purpose of religion is “to make sense out of chaos,” to discern and reveal “the unseen forces that cause things to be the way they are.”

What a shame. Science, not religion, has been explaining the majority of the “unseen forces” that were formerly the purview of religion exclusively… say about 400 years ago.  Science and reason have been steadily capturing ground ever since.  It goes even farther back if we consider some of the great thinkers of Greece, Rome, China, India, Iran, etc.

The great irony here is that while Robertson’s remarks have outraged people here in the States, many Haitians have long suspected that there are supernatural underpinnings to the island’s horrible run of bad luck. And according to mainstream Haitian lore, said Eric Metaxas in FoxNews.com, the country’s founders really did hold a voodoo ceremony at which they slaughtered a pig and “made a pact with the devil.” No one knows whether or not the myth is true, of course, but is it so outrageous of Pat Robertson to suggest that “starting a nation this way might not be the best approach?”

No one knows if the myth about the voodoo myth is true???  And then a jackass preacher comes along with his own Christian myths to explain why the earthquake happened in the first place??  Really???  Is this how collectively enlightened we are in 2010?  Holy fuck.

That we are even “having this conversation is ridiculous,” said Kathleen Parker in The Washington Post. We long ago learned that earthquakes are caused not by vengeful deities but by the shifting of Earth’s tectonic plates, and they bear no “malice toward any particular man, woman, or child.”

Thank you, Kathleen!

Don’t tell that to Robertson, who said 9/11 was God’s punishment of a sinful America, said Michael Rowe in HuffingtonPost.com. Through such bile, Robertson solicits millions in donations from his spellbound flock, and shelters those ill-gotten gains behind his religious tax exemption. Who is it really, Rev. Robertson, “who’s made a pact with the devil”?

And thank you, The Week, for telling it like it is.

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The Greatest Destoryer of Peace in the World

January 29th, 2010

Abortion…  wait, really?!  This is old news revived by the new Mother Teresa stamp.

Friend to the Poor?

Friend to the Poor?

It’s so interesting how two groups can see an issue in two radically different ways.

I think it’s sad that with all the suffering, disease, and famine that Mother Teresa saw, that she thought abortion was the issue.

Catholics are all up in arms about the atheist viewpoint on this too:

Atheist group urges boycott of Mother Teresa stamp

I swear…

Mother Teresa: The Greatest Destroyer of Peace is Abortion

For the other perspective, check here:

Sam Harris on Mother Teresa

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Fuck All You Mother Fuckers

January 27th, 2010

Just took a sleep aid and it’s kicking in, at which point a poignant lyric entered my head as my challenging day was winding down… I am happy to share it with you in case you had a long day too. Please to enjoy.

Lyrics to Angry Anthem by The Forces of Evil

If I had my way, I’d never speak to anyone again
I gotta say, I hate people I’m so sick of them
I just can’t stand the bullshit I wish I was so far away from it
I’m just stupid and I’m angry is it immature for me to say

Fuck all you Motherfuckers
Fuck all you Motherfuckers
Fuck all you Motherfuckers
FUCK YOU!
Fuck all you Motherfuckers
Fuck all you Motherfuckers
Fuck all you Motherfuckers
FUCK YOU!

I feel so lame, ’cause that’s the best I can do to express myself
It’s always the same, say the “F” word maybe that’ll help
I’m so sick of trying to fit in, I don’t even know where to begin
I got friends but they don’t know me,
but I’d tell the world to blow me

[Chorus]

And there’s just one more thing that, I have just got to sing ya
Everyone and everything FUCK YOU!

[Chorus]

Spread the love.


http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/angry-anthem/id308103398?i=308103490

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Assault on Science Education

January 25th, 2010