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		<title>Dinosaur Fossil Found in Church</title>
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Dinosaur Skull Found in Church
By Rossella Lorenzi &#124; Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:42 AM ET
The marble-like balustrade in the Cathedral of Vigevano where the dinosaur skull was found.
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<h3>Dinosaur Skull Found in Church</h3>
<p>By Rossella Lorenzi | Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:42 AM ET</p>
<p>The marble-like balustrade in the Cathedral of Vigevano where the dinosaur skull was found.</p>
<p>Encased in pinkish marble-like slabs supporting a balustrade, this dinosaur &#8212; or what&#8217;s left of it &#8212; has for centuries been the most faithful presence in the Cathedral of St. Ambrose in Vigevano, a town about 20 miles from Milan.</p>
<p>“The rock contains what appears to be a horizontal section of a dinosaur’s skull. The image looks like a CT scan, and clearly shows the cranium, the nasal cavities, and numerous teeth,” Andrea Tintori, the University of Milan paleontologist who spotted the fossil near the altar, told Discovery News.</p>
<p>Measuring about 30 cm (11.8 inches), the skull was cut in sections as slabs of the marble-like rock were used to build the Cathedral between 1532 and 1660.</p>
<p>Horizontal section of the dinosaur skull. The cranium, the nasal lobes and numerous teeth are visible.<br />
The calcareous rock in which the dinosaur remains are embedded comes from the rich fossil-bearing site of Mount San Giorgio, which is on the Unesco World Heritage List.</p>
<p>“It is called Broccatello and was mined in Arzo, Switzerland. We know that this type of rock dates geologically to the Lower Jurassic, about 190 million years ago,” Tintori said.</p>
<p>It is not clear what animal the skull belonged to. Tintori hopes to solve the mystery with a three-dimensional reconstruction of the fossilized remains.</p>
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		<title>Monkeys Talk About Religion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is absolutely hilarious.  After watching it, I went looking for the transcript, but came up empty.  So, for your viewing and reading pleasure, I bring you &#8220;Monkeys Talk About Religion&#8221; from Seth MacFarlane&#8217;s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (preceded by The Life and Times of Tim with &#8220;Gay Gary&#8221;).
MONKEYS TALK ABOUT RELIGION

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is absolutely hilarious.  After watching it, I went looking for the transcript, but came up empty.  So, for your viewing and reading pleasure, I bring you &#8220;Monkeys Talk About Religion&#8221; from Seth MacFarlane&#8217;s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy (preceded by The Life and Times of Tim with &#8220;Gay Gary&#8221;).</p>
<p><b>MONKEYS TALK ABOUT RELIGION</b><br />
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<blockquote><p>Monkey Son: Dad, today at school my teacher said we evolved from other animals.  That&#8217;s not true, is it?<br />
Monkey Dad: Of course not, Steven. We were created by Monkey God in His Monkey image.<br />
Monkey Son: But how do we know for sure God&#8217;s a monkey?<br />
Monkey Dad: Well, do you think God throws his own poop and enjoys jumping up and down in place?<br />
Monkey Son: Yeah&#8230;?<br />
Monkey Dad: And do you think when he&#8217;s eating bananas, he periodically stops chewing and looks around with an angry expression to make sure no one&#8217;s plotting to steal them?<br />
Monkey Son: Yeah&#8230;?<br />
Monkey Dad: And do you think his ass is slightly less hairy than the rest of his body?<br />
Monkey Son: Yeah.<br />
Monkey Dad: Then, there&#8217;s your answer, champ.<br />
Monkey Son: OK&#8230; but how do we know God really loves us?<br />
Monkey Dad: Because his Son died for our sins.  Monkey Jesus could have ripped off the Roman&#8217;s arms and masturbated all over their bodies, but he chose love instead.  And I think that makes Him pretty darn special.<br />
Monkey Son: Cool! Thanks, Dad!<br />
Monkey Mom: How&#8217;s our son doing?<br />
Monkey Dad: He&#8217;s going to be OK, Paula.  He&#8217;s going to be OK.
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