Easter Greetings
To help you celebrate Easter next year, here is a wonderful batch of Easter greetings for your loved ones…
A friend of mine sent me a couple of these irreverent e-cards that definitely got a chuckle out of me. These folks don’t seem to sit firmly in the non-belief camp, but whomever wrote these cards doesn’t take religion too seriously:
Let’s just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ
There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford
I hope the abundant Easter symbols of fertility and rebirth will remind us to fuck like bunnies
Sorry the fulfillment of the Lord’s promise means I’m saved and you’re not
Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross
The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me
I’d love to decorate Easter eggs with you or a slightly better artist
Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another
Please join us for Easter dinner unless you’ve already committed to Satan
Let’s resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights
Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you’re a Jew
Drag a pagan to church this Easter
After Jesus, you’re my second-favorite Jew
I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work
And the only one that actually made me laugh out loud (not Easter themed):
Have a happy Hanukkah, Hannukkah, Chanukkah, or however the fuck you spell it
Thanks someecards.com — keep up the good work.
And the people replied…